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The Haul – April 6th & 13th, 2016

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Yup, I let the books pile up for two weeks AGAIN and what did that get me?   All these reviews!

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Exodus: The Life After #5 –

Written by Joshua Hale Fialkov; Art by Gabo
Written by Joshua Hale Fialkov; Art by Gabo

Exodus remains one of the strangest yet one of the most interesting books that I read.  For those not following along, this comic follows the adventures of Gabe (who is Jesus, yes that actual Jesus), who has been living in purgatory, as he meets people (including Ernest Hemingway) and tries to understand his place in the great battle between Heaven and Hell.  Happy light fare, right? Most recently, Hemingway was made into the new God, replacing the cryptic and slacker “potato” God, and Gabe again had his memory restored.   And in this issue?  All things go nuts.  Heaven’s agents try to kill our heroes while Hell goes on the offensive and, ultimately, Potatogod deus ex machina-s the whole thing, setting Gabe up for his next revolution.  The art is solid and the story is a perfect mix of weird and fun.

GrizzlyShark #1 –

Written by Ryan Ottley; Art by Ryan Ottley
Written by Ryan Ottley; Art by Ryan Ottley

From the mind and pencil/pen/digital drawing implement of your choosing of Ryan Ottley, the long-time artist on Invincible, we’ve got a new series about a…grizzly shark?  Yup, that’s right, a vicious land shark who attacks and brutally kills anyone with the smallest amount of exposed blood.  Ottley first approached this character back in 2010 and (I believe) this first issue is a color reprint of that material.  His art style here is not the tight lines that you may expect from his work on Invincible; it’s much sketchier and free-flowing.  As for the story?  It’s gruesome and gory and over the top/campy, which is fine if you like that stuff.  For me, though, it read very much like a lesser version of the stuff that Ryan Browne does in God Hates Astronauts.

Jupiter’s Circle #5 (of 6) –

Written by Mark Millar; Art by Chris Sprouse
Written by Mark Millar; Art by Chris Sprouse, Walden Wong, & Ty Templeton

As the team is now reunited with still two issues to go, of course Millar is going to use these remaining moments to destroy everything once more.  Skyfox, who has been the vocal dissenter of his former team, is now back with his old friends and finally makes the big step of talking to Brainwave, with whom he had accused of using his powers to brainwash his old girlfriend away from him and into Brainwave’s arms.  It’s a humbling moment for Skyfox, who Millar has obviously set up as the reader/outsider-surrogate, and is pointed by Brainwave admitting to the act, causing Skyfox to go nuts and the team, in their confusion, turning on the raging hero.  It’s all set up for the final issue and it’s been a great ride.

The art switch mid-issue is very dramatic and the second half of the book is just not as appealing and the front half.  I’m hoping Sprouse will be back in full-force for next month’s conclusion.

Detective Comics #51 –

Written by Peter J. Tomasi; Art by Fernando Pasari
Written by Peter J. Tomasi; Art by Fernando Pasari

And here I thought we were done with the whole Gordon thing?  Despite the turning back the reins to Bruce and Gordon getting rid of the mohawk youthful appearance, this issue of Detective Comics missed the memo and starts a new (at least 2 issue) arc focusing on a who-knows-how-old-he’s-supposed-to-be Gordon going back to the Marines to do…something.  No Batman.  Just sand.

Earth 2: Society #11 –

Written by Dan Abnett; Art by Federico Dallocchio
Written by Dan Abnett; Art by Federico Dallocchio

Abnett is juggling a ton of characters in this book — a literal whole Earth-worth of characters — and though the heroes do have some nice moments, overall the book just feels stretched thin.  I think back when their counterparts were all in the JSA, back when DC’s universe was condensed all on one Earth, and the mix of young and old heroes led to dynamic moments.   Here, though, it’s just more of the same conversations about peace or war, Batman doing everything perfectly all the time, and Wildcat taking punches.

Green Arrow #51 –

Written by Benjamin Percy; Art by Szymon Kudranski
Written by Benjamin Percy; Art by Szymon Kudranski

I get Green Arrow via a DC mail-order subscription.  This issue, like many, came nearly destroyed, a tear down the spine with the covers almost completely detached, and folded and battered corners.

The condition of the book itself is in better shape than the story being told in the issue.  It’s terrible.  Sorry, everyone, but it’s just a mess.

Green Lantern #51 –

Written by Robert Venditti; Art by Rafa Sandoval
Written by Robert Venditti; Art by Rafa Sandoval

No question, Sandoval’s art on this issue, his first of hopefully many, is fantastic.  But the story?  It’s no wonder that DC needs to do another universal reboot/relaunch/resomething.  Is this filler?  Is this an attempt an interesting story?  I’m not sure.  But, I will say that I’m looking forward to Rebirth in order to get the current state of books like this and Green Arrow back on track.

Superman #51 –

Written by Peter J. Tomasi; Art by Mikel Janin
Written by Peter J. Tomasi; Art by Mikel Janin

This was an interesting turn.  After the events of Superman and Action Comics #50, where our hero’s powers were returned after a long, crazy stretch of insanity and everything seems to be moving in a more positive direction, this issue tells us that Clark is dying.


Yup, he’s dying and he asks Lana to bury him next to his parents and he flies off with Lois to tell her all about his past.  There’s something about whoever trying to break into the Fortress of Solitude’s computer network (what, like Supes is on AOL or something out there?) and a young escaped criminal becoming imbued with powers and calling himself Superman.  Is this Tomasi’s version of Death and Return of Superman?  I don’t know, but what I do know is that I was hoping for some classic Superman and we went right back into another “fighting against death” story (after the last 3 fighting against death stories).  Janin’s art, on the positive, is beautiful, and was worth the price of admission, but I was hoping for something more uplifting in the story.

A-Force #4 –

Written by Kelly Thompson & G. Willow Wilson; Art by Jorge Molina
Written by Kelly Thompson & G. Willow Wilson; Art by Jorge Molina

After the apparent death of Dazzler last issue (but don’t worry, roller disco fans because she’s still got those dumb resurrection powers from her New Excalibur days), the rest of the all-female superSWAT team go up against the all-too-powerful/all-too-undercharacterized Antimatter.   I like Wilson and Thompson’s writing — the characters have EXCELLENT internal consistency with their voices and they also show a lot of respect from past continuity here (again, with Dazzler’s powers and her history with Mystique, which is finally addressed after she disappeared from the pages of Uncanny X-Men a while ago).  My biggest issue with this comic was that I wasn’t sure what the role of this team was.  A-Force in the pages of Secret Wars was a good gimmick — an all-female superhero world — but in the main Marvel universe this group didn’t seem to have a particular place.  Thankfully, though, this issue closes with a new “business plan” for the crew, something that may be very fun to watch.

All-New X-Men #8 –

Written by Dennis Hopeless; Art by Paco Diaz
Written by Dennis Hopeless; Art by Paco Diaz

Hopeless and Diaz give us a one-and-done focused on Beast, who is conceding that science has failed at getting him and his friends back home to their original time.  As a last-ditch effort, he goes to Dr. Strange (has Marvel made it clear enough that Strange will be in the movies soon?) for help using magic to do what science cannot.  It’s a boring issue, focusing on characters that don’t interest me, and the fighting is catalyzed by that dumb Bamf Pickles.  (WHY THAT NAME???)

All-New All-Different Avengers #8 –

Written by Mark Waid; Art by Adam Kubert
Written by Mark Waid; Art by Adam Kubert

And this issue made me understand why no one is talking about this crossover!  It’s because it doesn’t matter at all!  I look forward to the day that I’m not, I don’t know, hoodwinked into thinking that Marvel understands how to do crossovers that aren’t blatant grabs at selling books over telling stories that are interesting.  In this issue, of all the assembled heroes, it is none other than Deadpool who saves the day, gets the Cosmic Cube girl Kubik to return their powers, and get us into the “Omega” issue concluding this crossover.  There was no development here whatsoever and, though Waid’s dialogue is great, the plot is a bust.  Kubert’s art has been the high point of this series so far for me and it’s excellent here too.

Amazing Spider-Man #10 –

Written by Dan Slott; Art by Giuseppe Camuncoli
Written by Dan Slott; Art by Giuseppe Camuncoli

This issue made me realize something important about Dan Slott.  He is the modern-day equivalent, at least for me, of 70s-80s era Chris Claremont on X-Men.  While this issue is focused on Spidey’s continued assault against Scorpio and his Zodiac (and we get some interesting reveals about his identity and the nature of his henchmen), Slott has been and continues to lay the groundwork for other plots — Doc Ock inside the Living Brain, old villains being recruited by a mysterious person.  This is the type of comic writing that I love and miss.

Black Panther #1 –

Written by Ta-Nehisi Coates; Art by Brian Stelfreeze
Written by Ta-Nehisi Coates; Art by Brian Stelfreeze

This new series has been getting a lot of mainstream media attention, much thanks to Coates’ writing — the MacArthur Genius, National Book Award winner, and social-political commentator moves from prose to the comic pages here, hoping to make Black Panther, in his words, into “some kid’s Spider-Man”.  He’s signed onto this title for around a year of issues (if I remember correctly) and the slow pacing of this first issue definitely sets up the general direction of his run.  I’ve never been particularly interested in Black Panther so I don’t presume to know a ton about the character, but Coates does a really excellent job at forming a fresh look (at least for a fresh reader) at T’Challa and Wakanda.

T’Challa is a good person, but a troubled person.  He’s been on the losing end of some big battles up until now, which then has made him act in anger and vengeance.  His country balances on the edge of deep-rooted tradition and the newest and most advanced technology.  T’Challa makes efforts here to sort out and balance being a son, a brother, a king, and a soldier, all while his subjects rebel and he mourns his losses.  It’s really a lot all at once, but I guess when you’re swimming in that Genius Grant money, you’ve got the brains to juggle all of it.

Darth Vader #19 –

Written by Kieron Gillen; Art by Salvador Larroca
Written by Kieron Gillen; Art by Salvador Larroca

Such a mixed issue here.  On the plus, Vader’s portrayal is really interesting to see — powerful but temperamental, a figurehead but ultimately under the foot of the Emperor — and I suppose that the C-3P0 and R2D2 stand-ins are funny enough.  But, the antagonists here are ultimately forgettable and Larroca’s art, which I remember in the late ’90s and ’00s being excellent, looks rushed and unfinished.  Next issue gets us back into Emperor-related stuff, a well-deserved change for this title.

Deadpool #9 –

Written by Gerry Duggan; Art by Matteo Lolli
Written by Gerry Duggan; Art by Matteo Lolli

I still have mixed feelings about the taming of Sabretooth that happened as a result of the terrible Axis story from 2014 (I was much more interested in reading more about Havok’s inversion, a storyline that never happened), but Creed’s newly-developed conscience about his past misdeeds have put him right in Deadpool’s target.  To catch those who are not reading up: a long time ago, Sabretooth helped brainwash Deadpool into killing his own parents.  Deadpool thinks that Sabretooth was the one who killed them and hasn’t yet found out the terrible truth.

This issue starts off with a particularly bloody fight between the two kinda-heroes, which is exciting to see, but then moves away from any resolution in order to drag the story out for a few more issues.  I like the concept, but completely the execution.

Empress #1 (of 7) –

Written by Mark Millar; Art by Stuart Immonen
Written by Mark Millar; Art by Stuart Immonen

Wow.  Really.   It was Immonen’s name on this book that sold me — he can draw anything and I’m on board, this issue is beautiful — but Millar’s story here is excellent in this first issue.   The story here is about a common woman, elevated to queen by marrying the king of a brutal, gladiator-type planet, who escapes his iron-rule, along with her three kids, with the help of her bodyguard.  In fairness, there’s not much in terms of characterization in this VERY fast-paced premiere, but the story itself is a good-enough launching point.

Guardians of the Galaxy #7 –

Written by Brian Michael Bendis; Art by Valerio Schiti
Written by Brian Michael Bendis; Art by Valerio Schiti

Damn you, Art Adams, for making such amazing covers that have nothing to do with the story whatsoever.  Though Thing doesn’t ride a space horse and cut alien gladiators down with a sword, he does team up with Rocket to rescue some slaves from the Badoon and, in the process, get into a relationship with an alien.  It’s a fun issue for sure and, though he’s not Adams, Schiti’s art on the interiors is very good.  Next issue looks to be focused on Groot and Venom — not as interesting for me as this pairing was.

Mockingbird #2 –

Written by Chelsea Cain; Art by Kate Niemczyk
Written by Chelsea Cain; Art by Kate Niemczyk

Though we’ve moved away from the medical humor mostly and jumped into fairly-typical superheroics, the lightness of this book remains apparent.  For fans of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Lance Hunter’s voice will be familiar (though he’s not drawn to match actor Nick Blood, he’s certainly been de-aged to his 20s/30s) and Bobbi’s portrayal is tough, take-charge hero stays true.

Moon Knight #1 –

Written by Jeff Lemire; Art by Greg Smallwood
Written by Jeff Lemire; Art by Greg Smallwood

The eighth number one issue of Moon Knight arrived this past week and, for a character that I happen to like, he’s proven to be successful in short bursts only.  Lemire is a mixed bag for me — either I really love what he writes or it comes off as scattered and unfocused.

This issue is excellent.  Mental illness is always the obvious focus of Moon Knight, at least in the last few series, but Lemire takes it a bit further.  Instead of multiple personalities, the backbone of Bendis’ run for example, the question here is if Marc Spector is Moon Knight at all or if he’s a person with mental illness imagining himself in fantastical scenarios.  There’s nothing answered here in this first issue, only questions being raised, but it’s a well-constructed opener.  The art by Greg Smallwood, who worked with Brian Wood on part of Moon Knight’s last run, is also great.

New Avengers #9 –

Written by Al Ewing; Art by Marcus To
Written by Al Ewing; Art by Marcus To

Well, this is a whole mess of nothing important.  While I like the idea of a bunch of lower-tier characters making a name for themselves, this book is doing nothing for the cast.  Fighting a Godzilla with an American Flag tattoo?  Really?  On the bright side, Marcus To’s art is a ton better than Sandoval’s over-deformed characters and I’d love him on a book that has more universe-relevance than this one.

Old Man Logan #4 –

Written by Jeff Lemire; Art by Andrea Sorrentino
Written by Jeff Lemire; Art by Andrea Sorrentino

Bummer.  Here I thought that we were going to get a universe-romp with Logan slashing his way through villains.  Instead, we get a nice few pages of Captain America trying to knock some sense into Logan which immediately transitions into him being mopey and then meeting up with Extraordinary X-Men #1.  Uneven and disappointing.

Spider-Gwen #7 –

Written by Jason Latour; Art by Bengal
Written by Jason Latour; Art by Bengal

In the second installment of the Spider-Women crossover, despite the title of the issue, the focus here is mostly on Jessica Drew, Spider-Woman, as she gets an understanding of what Spider-Gwen’s world is all about.  This provides us with cameos from this Earth’s versions of the Fantastic Four, Reed Richards, Howard the Duck, and She-Hulk.  Robbie Rodriguez has retired from comics, sadly, and has been replaced with the mononymed Bengal (mysterious…), who does a nice job recreating the more frantic look of the title.

Spider-Man #3 –

Written by Brian Michael Bendis; Art by Sara Pichelli
Written by Brian Michael Bendis; Art by Sara Pichelli

And, from miles away, I can hear Remy scream with glee as Goldballs gets inserted into the ongoing cast of this book.  I could write about how the story is great and the art continues to be amazing, but I’ve got to respond to the 500 texts from Remy about how this is the best moment ever.

Spider-Women Alpha #1 –

Written by Robbi Thompson; Art by Vanesa Del Rey
Written by Robbi Thompson; Art by Vanesa Del Rey

In an effort to get all three of the popular Spider-related female characters together, Marvel has orchestrated a crossover that is actually smoothly done.  All three characters, already friends, get together for lunch on Spider-Gwen’s earth and, due to the machinations of other-Earth’s S.I.L.K., get trapped there.  There’s some implications about Silk getting to see her alt-family, which I’m sure will be explored in her title’s issues, but the more interesting thing for me is seeing Jessica react to being trapped away from her newborn son.  The art is not my cup of alternate-reality tea — it’s muddy and uneven — but the characters themselves are fun to read.

Star Wars: Poe Dameron #1 –

Written by Charles Soule; Art by Phil Noto
Written by Charles Soule; Art by Phil Noto; BB-8 backup by Chris Eliopoulos & Jordie Bellaire

I really like how Marvel is using the comics to expand out the between-the-movies moments.  This title reveals some of the backstory leading up to Poe’s meeting with Lor San Tekka, seen in the opening moments of The Force Awakens.  Of course, things aren’t easy and Tekka isn’t in the first place that Poe and his Black Squadron look, but it’s nice to flesh out the new expanded universe here.

The backup is a Chris Eliopoulos joint, a fun cartoon story about BB-8 playing robo-matchmaker between a pilot and technician.

Star Wars Special: C-3PO #1 –

Written by James Robinson; Art by Tony Harris
Written by James Robinson; Art by Tony Harris

And talking about expanding the Star Wars mythology into the comics, we FINALLY get the answer to the question that everyone was asking…how did 3PO get that red arm???


No one?

Yeah, exactly, it doesn’t really matter so much how he got the arm and that’s the problem.  The story itself is actually quite nice — it humanizes the droids in a way that may border on too on-the-nose but it weaves moments of friendship and sacrifice — but it’s within the framework of a plot note that is near-irrelevant.

Uncanny Avengers #8 –

Written by Gerry Duggan; Art by Ryan Stegman
Written by Gerry Duggan; Art by Ryan Stegman

As the team slowly wakes up from their Cosmic Cube-induced brainwashing, Rogue gets front-and-center billing in this issue, as it is her training from Professor X that allows her to personally break free.  As for how she then gets everyone else to “wake up”?  Well…comics!  Because it just happens.

Uncanny X-Men #6 –

Written by Cullen Bunn; Art by Ken Lashley & Paco Medina
Written by Cullen Bunn; Art by Ken Lashley & Paco Medina

I love Angel.  Unapologetically.  I know that he’s just a guy with wings who dodged stuff and, because it’s a pretty weak power, they decided to turn him into a blue killing machine in the ’80s.  I liked his relationship with Psylocke and I loved when he got his wings back in the late-’90s.  I even liked the switching back-and-forth from metal to feathered wings and, yes, I didn’t mind the mind-wiped Angel from the days of the Jean Grey School.  I’ve been waiting for Bunn to focus on him and it certainly makes sense that the Apocalypse Wars would be the time to do it.  More questions are raised than answers, but if it’s in the name of sorting out what’s up with Warren, I’ll play along.

The B-plot focuses on Sabretooth and Monet going into the sewers and being confronted by Callisto (no tentacles!), who is out to kill Creed for his past acts, in particular killing the Morlocks during the Mutant Massacre (which just happens to be the same story that resulted in the initial amputation of Angel’s wings).  It reminded me of one of my FAVORITE X-Men issues (and one of my first), Uncanny X-Men Annual #18 (from 1994), when Sabretooth and Shadowcat go into the tunnels and are attacked by the Morlock Caliban.

Bunn is doing an amazing job with this title — could it be the best X-title out there right now?

Web Warriors #6 –

Written by Mike Costa; Art by David Baldeon
Written by Mike Costa; Art by David Baldeon

This is more of a cool-down recovery issue, coming off the heels of the Electro stuff and the apparent deaths of Spider-Girl (Mayday Parker) and Spider-UK (Billy Braddock).  Note: don’t worry, they’re totally fine.  This issue brings the team to Pavitr Prabhakar’s (Spider-Man India) world to fight his version of Venom (quick fight) and is narrated by Spider-Man Noir.

Wow, everything that I wrote in that last paragraph is insane.


X-Men ’92 #2 –

Written by Chris Sims & Chad Bowers; Art by Alti Firmansyah
Written by Chris Sims & Chad Bowers; Art by Alti Firmansyah

Oh, Dracula.  I understand your ties to the X-Men.  I get it.  It just doesn’t mean that I have to like it.  In this issue, there’s a ton of good ’90s (and ’00s) stuff that I love — Generation X and X-Statix characters, Gamesmaster, Fitzroy, Shinobi Shaw, and Fabian Cortez being shadow cabal-y, Rogue AGAIN fighting a bear — but there’s also Dracula.  And, sadly, Jubilee is now a vampire.  Yup, one of the more underwhelming moments in the past decade of X-comics has now made its way into one of the most lighthearted, continuity-light books around.  Boo.


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And that’s it from the past two weeks!  A lot of books, not so many coherent thoughts.  What was in your Haul these past weeks?  Leave a comment below!


The Haul – March 9th, 2016

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Welcome back to The Weekly Haul — your spot for less-frequent-than-expected posts of less-informative-than-useful quick reviews of the portion of this week’s comic releases that I happened to pick up!

Can we just get right into it?  No?  Oh, that’s right!  How could I forget???

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Yes, our very own Goldballs aficionado and staff writer Remy just had a legendary birthday — get on over to his Facebook or Twitter or that corner he hangs out on and show him some love!

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The Haul – November 4th, 2015

Welp, this is going to be a welcome back edition of The Haul!  It’s been a LONG time since the last post, but that’s all because of good things that have been keeping us busy, I suppose.  Remy and I have still be trudging through our weekly titles and having “serious discussions” about how we can get finished on the Top 162 X-Men Countdown (we’ll get back on that REAL soon), but here’s the fun stuff…

Hi. I want to be your doctor. And I want to also discuss how the X-Men are being pushed aside for the Inhumans in both the comics and the Marvel Cinematic Univ...hey, where are you going???
Hi. I want to be your doctor. And I want to also discuss how the X-Men are being pushed aside for the Inhumans in both the comics and the Marvel Cinematic Univ…hey, where are you going???

I started working at a new hospital this summer and, while the transition has been difficult at times (since I had been at the last place for all of my training over the past 7 years), it’s been a great change.  Still haven’t found the comic fans over here yet, but once I decorate the office walls with comic art, I’m sure they’ll come running in…or away…


The kids are doing good and Halloween was a blast — that’s The Boy as Stampy Cat (from Minecraft You Tube fame, who he is OBSESSED with) and The Bulldozer as Ariel.  But, that’s not all…

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One more comic fan arrived!  That’s right, we’ve got #3 (and last) all swaddled and ready to learn the Word of X.

Meanwhile, Remy is busy hitting NYC’s comedy scene hard and trying to track down all of his heretofore unmentioned and possibly unknown children.

We’re hoping to get more active back on the site going forward, so stay tuned and thanks for sticking around!  Now…

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The Haul – December 19th and 26th, 2012


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MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!  If Santa was really that cool, maybe even I’d get a tree?

We’re still recovering from holiday-time toy overload.  Holy Good God, the house is bursting with new toys (admittedly, not just for the kids — I got the Loki Break Out Lego set, amongst other comic related joys).  I always get a little frustrated, though, because with all the new stuff, all those old toys that we spend so much money on tend to get forgotten.  Thankfully though, The Boy is still very much into his ponies.

Lining up for the "gala", he says...
Lining up for the “gala”, he says…

On the work front, things have been very busy this past week.  Six months of straight service with no vacation time may have been a bad decision in retrospect.  I had to add two photos to my desk to cheer me up on those down days…

God knows I needed that positive life affirmation...
God knows I needed that positive life affirmation…

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The Haul – December 12th, 2012

Like usual, I’m late with my posting, but for the first time, I’m feeling the pressure to post this like never before.

EarthYes, it’s true, tomorrow is the End Of Days.  The Final Countdown.

The Apocalypse.  And not the X-Men character.  The bad kind.

I’d be lying if I didn’t think, at least for a few seconds, about packing a panic-type bag to survive in the post-nuclear (is that how the world is supposed to go?) landscape that surely my family and I will be traversing, living on dead animals, searching for the nearest Twinkie factory…oh.  That’s depressing.   Or reassuring, maybe.  It can’t possibly be an end of the world scenario without people seeing out an abandoned Twinkie factory.  If I can’t trust Family Guy, who can I trust???

Accurate Representation of Tomorrow
Accurate Representation of Tomorrow

(Good lord.  It just started raining and the dog in the house behind me is barking like a maniac.  I’m scared…)

Despite that we’ve now lived in our current home for just over three years, we’ve finally started to hang up pictures of the family.  Dawn didn’t think that my plan of just hanging random picture on the already-existing nails and screws in the walls was working for her, I guess.  I really hate picking out photos to hangNow there are about 5 different collage frames hanging up, still with the paper fake photos in about half of the slots.  My family has never looked happier.  Or WASP-ier.

Oh, yeah, we TOTALLY love to go boating at our lake house...
Oh, yeah, we TOTALLY love to go boating at our lake house…

Oh, and as you may have noticed, this past week has seen not only the addition of The Weekly Haul’s very first contributing writer, Remy, but also the start of a new recurring article — The Top Ten.  That puts the site up to four regular columns!  Look at us diversify, huh?  Welcome, Remy — hope you survive the experience!

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The Haul – December 5th, 2012

Well, it’s that time of season that we say, “It falls early again this year, huh?” — Chanukah!  Yes, it’s Chanukah (not Hanukkah or Hanukah or Hannuka or Hahnookah or other ridiculous variations thereof) and that means Jews, like myself, have to once again come to terms that their holiday just doesn’t cut it in the great landscape of gift-giving celebrations.  That’s not a problem, though, because nevertheless, my office is filled with blue and silver wrapped packages for the kids and Amazon is very pleased to have my credit card on file.

Now that The Boy is three, he gets the concept of asking for presents.  Most of the stuff that we ended up getting for him (a bunch of Jake and the Neverland Pirates paraphernalia, some Disney Blu-rays) were picked out by us, but there was one thing that he saw (a friend of his had them) that he SPECIFICALLY requested.  If we celebrated Christmas, it would have been right on the top of his list to Santa.

The newest members of the family!
Meet the newest members of the family!

Yup, more My Little Ponies!  These are small plastic figurines, about the same size as the Super Hero Squad toys.  Like a good father, I recklessly bought every single set available.  Now I’m finding them all over the house.  Yes, I’ve basically broken my own rule of “no toys with multiple pieces”, but come on, they’re so freaking cute!!!  No joke, though, besides invariably stepping on them in every room, The Boy is now setting up displays.

You should see the pony nativity in the bathroom...
You should see the pony nativity in the bathroom…

Meanwhile, on the female side of town,

With handmade headband courtesy of Cuddle Me Crochet (AKA Mommy)
With handmade headband courtesy of Cuddle Me Crochet (AKA Mommy)

…she’s just being cute.  Which is enough for now.

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The Haul – November 21st

DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK!  I’ve been here for years!   Well, actually much less than a year total, but let’s not split hairs…

Look who’s still here!  Yes, by no demand whatsoever, The Weekly Haul is determined to survive!  So, since I know that you’re all on the edge of your seats and don’t have time for cute pictures of my kids:

or Thanksgiving:

or what I’ve been up to in the break:

let’s get right to it!

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The Catchup Haul – Ultimate Comics and Marvel

So, it’s definitely getting harder and harder to keep up with the weekly books.  I’ll have more witty things to say and cute pictures to post next time, but let’s just get right into this thing.

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The Haul – August 22nd, 2012

In what will likely be perceived as a well-deserved break from learning about the messy home I live in (which is actually finally coming together), I wanted to take a moment to speak directly to the comic companies.  Yes, those same companies that I willingly, gladly, and excitedly write a portion of my paycheck to every week.  Yes, those same companies that have provided me with almost two decades of joyful reading material.  And, yes, those same companies that infuriate me to no end.

Hi guys and gals.  My name is Jason.  In addition to being a ravenous fan of the comic medium and a mild amateur comics historian, I am also a physician.  I don’t say this to brag.  I say this to provide some perspective.  There is something that is still occurring, even in this day of instant information, that is just baffling to me.

Here’s a quick comparison to another pop-culture passion of mine — television.  If you were creating a TV show about, let’s say, a newsroom (not to name any excellent current shows in particular), you’d hire someone intimately familiar with the workings of a newsroom, right?  Someone to make sure that you’re doing the right things, saying the right words, not making those people sitting at home who know about this stuff completely embarrassed.  Same thing if you were creating a hit show that may take place in an ER or with people wearing Scrubs or things along that path, right?  Medical consultant necessary.

So why do comics writers and artists COMPLETELY MAKE THE MEDICAL REFERENCES UP???  And where are the editors?  A quick Google search would take care of most of these problems, for example, this one in this week’s Flash #12:

His “aortic artery”???  Really, guys?  This new volume of The Flash has been one of my favorite titles of the New DC 52 and I was reading this latest issue and — BAM — total dead stop once I hit this.

Comic companies — is this laziness?  Do you not care enough to do some research into the basic terminology?  How do you explain nasal canula and an ETT in the same patient?

How is it acceptable that you just depict random leads in random places and backwards IVs?

It’s offensive to me and I’m sure offensive the many other readers who have medical training and/or knowledge, like Scott over at the excellent, though under-updated, Polite Dissent.

Comic writers/artists/editors!  It’s time to change this embarrassing behavior!  For a small fee (I don’t even need benefits!), I will be available for any and all of your medical questions with regards to plot, dialogue, art, or otherwise.  E-mail me to discuss specific arrangements.

To The Haul!

The Haul – August 15th, 2012

It’s been a very busy few weeks at home and at work, so my regular updates had to take a back seat for the past two comic book store trips.  I’m not going to backtrack and talk about those weeks (boo hoo, I know) for the sake of time, but never fear!  There’s this week’s floppy-covered wonders of joy to talk about!

All the activity at home has really stemmed from the continuing rearrangement of the house and who calls which room theirs.  Jacob is finally in his brand new room upstairs (the old office) and, even though I hate the trips up and down the stairs to put him to bed, he’s really enjoying all the space.

Fresh paint + New carpet + Bashing my head against the non-dormered wall more times than I care to admit = Jacob’s “Big Boy” Room
Jacob’s Reading Nook/Office

The office (formerly The Boy’s bedroom) has now, under the gracious advisement of my beautiful and wonderful wife, has been transformed into a great place to showcase my overwhelming addiction that I need professional help for comic collection.  Gone is the poop-colored brown that covered the lower half of the walls (what an accidentally dumb choice that was), replaced with a soothing grey (yes, spelled as in Jean — even my spelling has been influenced by comics).  In all honesty, this too was an accident, although a fortunate one this time.  The original plan was to paint the entire room, destroying all traces of a little boy who once slept there (cue: wife’s tears) — a light grey above the chair rail and a dark grey below.  I started with the dark grey after spackling the nail holes in the upper part of the walls and found myself stumbling into a really nice, soothing color combination.  Dark grey and blue-green it is!

Oh, a little tour, you say?  I’m really exposing my comic-ness, here.  Sure…

Where all the (non-)work happens…

Here’s my lovely Ikea desk that Dawn and I have had since we “furnished” our old apartment.  Sure, it’s just a large piece of wood (term used loosely with Ikea furniture) on four legs, but it’s MY piece of wood on four legs.  Above the desk is my Age of Apocalypse poster, which was the inciting event (1994) that really started me into regularly reading and collecting comics, and my Colossus original art by Dave Cockrum (RIP), a piece that was given to me by my old camp counselor and current comic editor, Jeff Newelt.  What a good guy, huh?  (Bet he forgot all about that…)  On the desk?  Currently it’s covered with Things To Hang ©, which grows and grows; Dawn and I have come to an agreement to not figuratively wallpaper the walls with stuff, so I’m trying to edit down the collection of art and posters.  This is obviously a difficult task.

Moving right along…

Again, I’m trying to keep the walls on the more open and airy side at the request of my wife.  If I was left to my own devices, I tend to fill up most floor and wall space with stuff — open spaces are unnerving to me.  But that’s why I live in New York, right?

Trade Paperback Central

I love this piece of furniture; it really ended up being a great way to have books out on display, plus a place to have out some fun stuff on top, which currently include some superhero Lego sets, Marvel/DC Matryoshka dolls, my Homestar Runner PVC figures, a bunch of X-Men metal figures/Kubriks, and my Jewish comic star Heroclix:

Yes, I know that Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver are not TECHNICALLY Jewish, but heritage counts for something, no?

I’ve got a place for sci-fi and comic-related novels and such, plus the ever present and necessary medical bookshelves:

Including Magneto-Rowlf

Of course, I’ve also got a place for all my single issues, which were last seen (in my last post) sitting in the middle of the living room.  Now, most of the boxes are in the office closet, camouflaged behind my brand-new in house Michael Craft Store.

I get the room; she gets the closet. That’s partnership.

Have I mentioned Cuddle Me Crochet recently???

To The Haul!